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minilizana22:

guy:

guy:

WAT?????

HOW IS THIS ONE FINE?????

Who might this be 😍

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martinkhall:

smitethepatriarchy:

whatbigotspost:

pelkoja:

nuderefsarebest:

This is such an evil way to switch around statistics

It’s not even a skillful switcheroo…that stat is so awful and shameful and disturbingly high it reeks no matter how you say it.

40% is HUGE. That is so many police households. So many.

A D- is not a grade to be proud of.

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homotologist:

argumate:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

tami-taylors-hair:

Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing. 

Tapper: You don’t have to swear on a bible, that’s not actually a law.

Spokesman:

holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes

Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh

GOP dumb as shit

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hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

clubsdeuce:

loot my corpse for valuables 

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zeeboa:

tehri:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

You ever think about the fact that Gandalf’s best hobbit buddy was the Old Took & after the Old Took died Gandalf took to befriending his many, many descendants. Does he see Gerontius in Bilbo & Frodo & Merry & Pippin. Does he still miss him. I think about this a lot.

Further to that: he like. Absolutely does see a lot of Belladonna in Bilbo. That’s just canon.

Gandalf is there like, I miss my friend. Friend’s essence is now, distributed throughout his many descendants? if I get enough of them together in the same place, maybe I can,,, recreate him

if this is what’s going through Gandalf’s head, he’s going to heartily regret his decision upon meeting Pippin, who mostly got all the chaotic energy that Gerontius ever possessed

there’ll be a moment where he thinks “ah yes, I can see my friend in this one”, and then ten minutes later his thoughts will have changed to “my friend was insane, I remember this now”

@bixbiboom

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etrangerici:

sepulchritude:

one thing I don’t think people realize is that in arguments about human rights, it’s not about trying to persuade the other party. it’s not about them at all. they’ve already made up their mind.

it’s about persuading the audience.

if I call out my teacher on being homophobic I’m not trying to change his opinion. I’m trying to convince any closeted kids in the room that they’re not the monsters he’s made them out to be.

if I argue with my aunt about how racist she’s being it’s not because I expect to change her mind. it’s because I’m hoping to god my cousin’s kids hear and learn that maybe skin color doesn’t mean what she says it means.

people will try to hush you and say “they’re not going to change their minds, don’t bother” but it’s not about them. it was never about them.

REBLOGGED SO HARD!!!!!!!

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warmpockets:

warmpockets:

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

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kaiyves:

Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.